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This morning there was
Something strange next to me
It was not of this world
And he had feathers that were green

He started to talk
Then he wouldn't shut up
He said his name was Jarred
A chicken who wrote poems about love

For a flightless bird
He knew Kung Fu pretty good
So I threw at him
My Statue of Chuck Norris made out of wood

He was driving me insane
With his constant poetry
But I had a secret weapon
My shot gun of anti poultry

Intergalactic laser gun
Chicken Bazooka wars
Tonight we fight or we die
Then we'll get Taco Bell and hit the dance floor!

We fought the little bastards
For weeks without end
Flying our little spaceships
We had KFC to defend

Their leader didn't last long
His name was Dolores
Anyway this song is so badass
We're gonna skip his story and go right to the chorus!

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from Put The Music In Your Mouth!, released November 14, 2014
Vocals & Guitar, Georgina "Georgie" IV
Lead Guitar, Axel Likie
Bass, Viola Holiday
Drums, Mark Skid

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Georgina And! The Slippery Little Seals Pennsylvania

Georgina And! The Slippery Little Seals are the Orgasmotronic sensation from Pigsdale, Pennsyltucky. Formed in 2011, their most recent (and sexiest lineup) consists of Georgina "Georgie" IV, (Rhythm Guitar and Vocals), Axel Likie (Lead Guitar, Backup Vocals), Viola Holiday (Bass, Backup Vocals), and the throbbing, hard heart beat of the band Mark Skid (Drums)! ... more

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