Put The Music In Your Mouth!

by Georgina And! The Slippery Little Seals

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Georgina And! The Slippery Little Seals are the Orgasmotronic sensation from Pigsdale, Pennsyltucky. Formed in 2011, their most recent (and sexiest lineup) consists of Georgina "Georgie" IV, (Rhythm Guitar and Vocals), Axel Likie (Lead Guitar, Backup Vocals), Viola Holiday (Bass, Backup Vocals), and the throbbing, hard heart beat of the band Mark Skid (Drums)!

Inspired by the likes of Trey Parker and Matt Stone of DVDA, 'Weird Al' Yankovic, Cheeseburger and Todd Rundgren: Georgina And! The Slippery Little Seals showcase their own bizarre form of Neo Camp infused Rock n' Roll that will make you want to dance AND laugh at the same time!

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released 14 November 2014

Vocals & Guitar, Georgina "Georgie" IV
Lead Guitar, Axel Likie
Bass, Viola Holiday
Drums, Mark Skid

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Georgina And! The Slippery Little Seals are the Orgasmotronic sensation from Pigsdale, Pennsyltucky. Formed in 2011, their most recent (and sexiest lineup) consists of Georgina "Georgie" IV, (Rhythm Guitar and Vocals), Axel Likie (Lead Guitar, Backup Vocals), Viola Holiday (Bass, Backup Vocals), and the throbbing, hard heart beat of the band Mark Skid (Drums)! ... more

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Track Name: Chicken Bazooka Wars
This morning there was
Something strange next to me
It was not of this world
And he had feathers that were green

He started to talk
Then he wouldn't shut up
He said his name was Jarred
A chicken who wrote poems about love

For a flightless bird
He knew Kung Fu pretty good
So I threw at him
My Statue of Chuck Norris made out of wood

He was driving me insane
With his constant poetry
But I had a secret weapon
My shot gun of anti poultry

Intergalactic laser gun
Chicken Bazooka wars
Tonight we fight or we die
Then we'll get Taco Bell and hit the dance floor!

We fought the little bastards
For weeks without end
Flying our little spaceships
We had KFC to defend

Their leader didn't last long
His name was Dolores
Anyway this song is so badass
We're gonna skip his story and go right to the chorus!
Track Name: Bob Hoskins Gives Me Sexual Healing
He's a man
Like no other
In Super Mario Bros
He's the sexier brother!

He makes Patrick Stewart
Look like
A piece
Of old moldy ham!

So trust the fungus
And take my fuckin' hand!

Bob Hoskins
Gives too me-he-he-he-he-e-yeah!
Sexual he-he-he-he-healing!
Oh Bobby
What wouldn't a boy like me
Do for a man like you?

Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah!

(Awesome solo time!)

He was Mister Smee
In that movie Hook
Always looking so fine
Like a real man should!

I'll be your Jessica Rabbit
You can be my Eddie Valiant!
Ride me where ever you like
And I'll be your stallie-allie-allie-ian!
Track Name: Fuckin' Hipsters
Well it just aint Indie
If you heard it on the radio
Cause that shits
To mainstream for me

If they ever started
Playing videos
I still wouldn't
Watch MTV

I never leave the house
Without my sisters jeans
I only listen to
Metallica ironically

Im just another
Fuckin' hipster
Sipping my
Herbal tea

Genoration X
You aint got
Nothing on me
Cause Im an original millennial OG

Im just another
Fuckin' hipster
If its not organic
Then just let it be

Tommy Wiseau's The Room
I can quote it endlessly
I don't play video games
Post 1993

Have you heard my new EP?
It just came out on
Vinyl and
Compact cassete

They were having a sale
At the thrift store
Cant get holey jeans like this
On the internet

We love plaid shirts
But we hate grunge
You don't have to try
To be one of us
Track Name: Lifetime Supply Of Used Porn
Spank wire and x-tube
Are to classy for me
I like it dirty
Cause I don't need it clean

Im ready with my
Favorite tissue box
Cause tonight every movie
Stars Megan Fox

Some say KY makes
It all the better
I say who needs your lotion
When Ive got this old sweater

Slightly new
Lightly used
When you've got no one
And nothing to lose

Sticky pages don't bother me much
Cause Im all alone and down on my luck

Naked as the day we were born
Money buys happiness
And a lifetime supply of used porn!

Im solo rolling and
Sweet loving no one but me
Pitchin a tent
Right under the sheets

My eyes are wide
And my palms are steady
Flinstones on the TV
Fap to Wilma and Betty

Countdown commenced
All systems are go
Singin Goodbye Horses
At the late night donkey show
Track Name: She's A Barbarian (Not A Barbie Doll)
I was a Nightblade
Hiding out in the north
Thats when I saw her
A most beautiful Nord

She had a face more gorgeous
Than the clearest night sky
As she slaughtered her enemies
And howled the battle cry

Blood trickled down
Her vivacious form
As she watched her
Enemies fall

Then she looked at me
And I knew it was love
As she spoke
In the Dragon Tongue

She's a barbarian
Not a barbie doll
I don't think she
Needs me at all

She's a barbarian
She's got no comparison
Come swing my broad sward
All night long

We journeyed everywhere
Near and far
From Whiterun
To Sovngarde

Then we stood atop
Of the Throat Of The World
And we slew Alduin
And Lurbuk The Bard
Track Name: Assassin Love
She always come prepared
Cause she's been everywhere
She can kill you with a piece of piano wire
Then hang your lifeless body by your underwear

She's got here night vision goggles
So she can see in the dark
She strikes like an angel dealing death from above
Did I mention she's a master of the mixed martial arts?

Im in love with an assassin
Slash secret agent
I love a girl with a passion
For tight leather and ascertainment

She's got this great sense of fashion
She also looks really good when she's naked
She's got this natural talent
For international espionage and camouflage and tactical sabotage

Oh, she doesn't need guns
When she's got her karambit
One slice to the jugular and major tendons
And you'll be dead before you don't even know it
Track Name: The Space Between Spaces
The
Space
Between spaces

The
Joke
Spate in our faces

Where those aliens go
Nobody knows
Maybe next time
They'll abduct that kid from Holes!

Take me with you
When you go
Please take me with you
When you go home

I have a collection
Of clippings from my toes
Just another quite night
Spent all alone

I don't want to live
On this planet anymore
So I'll climb in my rocket ship
And fly someplace less warm

The scowl on your face
Shines a burning light
Right through my eyes
Whatever keeps you going
And helps you sleep at night
Track Name: I Want To Spend The Nuclear Winter With You
The Doomsday Clock is at
Five past midnight
And yet somehow I know
It'll be alright

Cause we're still having fun
Rolling the good times
Because everyone who ever pissed us off
Is now zombified! OH!

I want to spend
The nuclear winter
With you!

The ozone has depleted
Ultraviolet rays are beating down
Radiation on us

The smoke and flames are rising
The atmosphere is dying
As our lungs fill up
With poisonous soot and dust

Then we'll watch
The bombs explode
From our shelter safe inside
But we're happy together by each others side!

Well society chose
To self destruct
Don't ask me why
Im still in love!

I want to spend
The nuclear winter
With you!

In around one hundred years
It'll be safe to go outside
So lets watch a movie and wait
While the devastation subsides

You look so beautiful
With that gas mask on your face
Baby theres nobody
Id rather help repopulate the human race!

I want to spend
The nuclear winter
With you!
Track Name: Small My Fuckin' Finger
Why doesn't anybody come to visit me?
Sometimes I feel like all I need
Is another human being
When Im down and on my knees

Sitting here on my private cloud
It gets so lonely
You aint so proud
When you're all alone like me

And now all I can do
Before we say goodbye
There's just one, one more thing
That I'll ask of you please...

Smell my fuckin' finger!
Smell my fuckin' finger!
Smell my fuckin' finger!
Smell my fuckin' finger!

You know the smell will linger
When you smell my fuckin finger!
Smell my fuckin' finger!
Smell my fuckin' finger!

The stench will be in your nostrils for days
Its something so strong you can taste!
So smell my fuckin finger!
Smell my fuckin finger!

Listen to this guitar solo!

Smell my fuckin' finger!
Smell my fuckin' finger!
Smell my fuckin' finger!
Smell my fuckin' finger!

You know the smell will linger
When you smell my fuckin finger!
Smell my fuckin' finger!
Smell my fuckin' finger!

The stench will be in your nostrils for days
Its something so strong you can taste!
So smell my fuckin finger!
Smell my fuckin finger!
Track Name: Space Elevator / Douche Chills / Popuri / Miss Me Too / Why Don't You Fuck Me?
Oh yeah!
Alright!
Oh yeah!
Alright!

Take a ride on the space elevator
Party at the Presidium tonight! Alright!
Take a chance and it'll be ok
The space elevator is waiting to take us away! Tonight!

I want you so why don't you want me?
Well if he loves you so much then why do you fuck me?

Oh yeah!
(Why)

Alright!
(Don't )

Oh yeah!
(You fuck)

Tonight!
(Me?)

The space elevator's gonna take us away
Ride a space elevator and it'll be ok
We're going up up up up up all day

The space elevator's gonna take us away
Ride a space elevator and it'll be ok
We're going up up up up up all day

Don't ask me how but I know it'll be alright!
Alright!
Alright!
Tonight!

The space elevator's gonna take us away
Ride a space elevator and it'll be ok
We're going up up up up up all day

The space elevator's gonna take us away
Ride a space elevator and it'll be ok
We're going up up up up up all day

Don't ask me how but I know it'll be alright!
Alright!
Alright!
Tonight!

So why don't you?
(So) *Why don't you want me?*

Why don't you?
(Why) *Why don't you want me?*

So why don't you?
(Don't) *Why don't you want me?*

Why don't you fuck me?!? *Why don't you fuck me?*x4
(You fuck me?)

Douche Chills

Douche chills!
Douche chills!
Douche chills!
Douche chills!

I think it was the part when
Elrond told Captain Jean Luc Picard
"I'll always have a special place
For you in my heart"

"And mindful of the Sniper Pony
From the night before"
I'd had just about enough
Of your canon rapping lore

That aint alright
Thats just not ok
Your fan fiction gave me…

Douche chills!
Douche chills!
Douche chills!
Douche chills!

Douche chills!
Douche chills!
Douche chills!
Douche chills!

Popuri

Popuri *Popuri* Marry me
I like your pink eyes and hair
Even tho they're kinda creepy
*You're kinda creepy*

Popuri *Popuri* Please believe me
I used to fool around
But I swear I aint got any STD's
*No STD's*

Meet me at the very top
Of the Northern Peek
I brought you Pink Cat Mint Flowers
Ive been picking them all week

Back home I planted a garden
Just for you and me
All Im missing now is you
Thats why Im down here on one knee

Popuri *Popuri* Marry me
I like your pink eyes and hair
Even tho they're kinda creepy
*You're kinda creepy*

Popuri *Popuri* Please believe me
I used to fool around
But I swear I aint got any STD's
*No STD's*

I used to fool around
But I aint got any
I used to fool around
But I aint got any STD's

NO STD"S!

Miss Me Too

I wrote you this song today
Different tune same things to say

Now that you're gone
Its been so long since Ive felt this way

And even tho you're so close
You've never been so far away *So far away*

Just like you were yesterday

I feel like Im dying
Im always crying
Because I don't know how to live

And have you been lying?
You're always hiding
Because nobody tought you how to give

Now Im drunk again
Singing along
To the music in my head

Im missing you
I wondering if you miss me too *Do you miss me too*

Im missing you
I wonder if you miss me too

Why Don't You Fuck Me?

Oh yeah!
Alright!
Oh yeah!
Alright!

I want you so why don't you want me? *Why don't you want me?*
Well if you loves you so much then
Why dont you fuck me?

Oh yeah!
(Why)

Alright!
(Don't )

Oh yeah!
(You fuck)

Tonight!
(Me?)

So why don't you?
(So) *Why don't you want me?*

Why don't you?
(Why) *Why don't you want me?*

So why don't you?
(Don't) *Why don't you want me?*

Why don't you fuck me?!? *Why don't you fuck me?*x4
(You fuck me?)